Woman fellates microphone, microphone fails to climax

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This reminds me of that time I tried to wank off a spotlight. I was similarly unsuccessful.
Of course, as YouTube smart-arse dukinitout comments, “you cannot ‘fellate’ a microphone. You could say she ’simulates fellatio using a microphone as a prop’, but to say this cheap stunt for attention is actually ‘fellatio performed upon a microphone’ is incorrect.”
Yes, the semantics are the important point here, aren’t they?

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Posted by Stuart Waterman on Friday November 21st, 2008 at 10:30 am

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