Toni Braxton, TLC, Janet Jackson - wham bam, it’s “Boner Jams”

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toni braxton Toni Braxton, TLC, Janet Jackson   wham bam, its Boner JamsWith the amount that people tend to moan about the filth and whatnot in modern music, it’s easy to forget that - you know what? - there’s always been filth in music.
It’s also easy to forget that the 90s were a good time for saucy R&B - and it wasn’t just the groin-fixated chaps like Jodeci who liked to pay tribute to le bump et le grind.
The women of 90s rap and R&B had plenty to contribute to the canon of popsexmania, as The High Definite details in its countdown of - ahem - “Boner Jams”.


Coming - arf - straight in at number two - heh heh (?!) - for example is Toni Braxton’s “You’re Makin’ Me High”. Now you might think of La Brax as a warbler of fairly lachrymose pap, but forget thee not that said song began with the lyrics:

I’ll always think of you
Inside of my private thoughts
I can imagine you
Touching my private parts

Crikes!
Check out the rest of The High Definite’s list - including Adina Howard, En Vogue and Lil Kim - here.

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