Rihanna could punch you in the face and brand you daB

People keep trying to make Rihanna look ugly, but it’s still not working. Recently one video director thought he’d cracked it by removing her eyeballs. Fool. It takes a LOT more than a touch of ocular abuse to uglify this particular lady.
I mean, look at her here. Jesus, she’s sporting a ridiculous gangsta knuckle-duster and still manages to look delightful. I think the next step might need to be shaving her head and smearing her in poo.
Yes, that’s literally all you’re getting from this post. Move along now.
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