Pop Hell: Spice Girls - “Headlines”

Music News, Pop Heaven / Pop Hell, Video

Here they are then, in a video that starts out like a Marks & Spencer’s ad before morphing into an all-out cleavage war. You’re probably already aware that the song’s a yawnsome crapfest, but let’s analyze the visuals.
I was going to say that it’s interesting if only to see how the Spices look nowadays… except, they never bloody went away, did they?
Notable points:
- They’ve clearly all insisted that they get a certain amount of “solo shots”, where they get to hog the camera.
- Geri can almost reach orgasm just by standing against a door frame.

- Furniture in general appears to have quite an arousing effect on the ladies - Posh gets her kit off to get closer to the chair she’s sitting on, and I believe Geri can be spotted writhing on a table later on. Is this what I’ve been missing all these years in MFI?
- As mentioned elsewhere, Baby, 31, has obviously been told to just sit down and hide her baby flab.
- Despite - or because of - the above, the video is marginally more interesting than the song.
[via Popjustice; video provided by RockHouse1956]