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Lost in Translation - Euro Rave

Europop… kiddie rave… waltzer music… whatever you want to call it, is here and grating the ears of all it zooms past. It’s not big or clever and seemingly, that’s why people love it. Band’s like Scooter (in video below) and Cascada are like big dumb puppies injected with steroids and episodes of shows from Cbeebies. Europop mixes trance with posturing and occasional philosophy (”It’s nice to be important… but it’s more important to be nice”) and sends moronic pill munchers mental with abrasive keyboards and high pitched samples. If this type of music could be turned into a person, then it would invariably say things like LOL and RAVZORXS. It’s appalling, it’s huge all over Europe and should be taken outside and shot. [video juhani18]