Kanye West’s blog continues to enlighten and entertain. Following last week’s tantalisingly vague announcement of his “Glow In The Dark” tour come a few excerpts from his forthcoming book, self-effacingly titled Thank You And You’re Welcome.
The tome would appear to be a Mr. Miyagi-style collection of philosophical insights. Sample:
“When walking down the street, you can walk in one line perfectly without ever falling over. Now take that same city block, make it a foot wider and then put it a hundred stories high. You’re going to be so focused on the fact that you don’t have a banister, that you’re more likely to fall because of it.”
You got that, Grasshopper? Of course the fact that this is fatuous nonsense doesn’t stop Kanye’s fans from posting sycophantic comments praising it. Let’s check some of those out too - click through for brain-spew aplenty.

ronbuena | February 4, 2008
Ye’
your a genius.

xbbc | February 4, 2008
Hey
I ordered mine in like novumber or december, Your words make things come to sense. I hope you signed mine cause I knew you were doing the first 500. i aint gunna front I still want you coming to Boston with your glow in the dark tour
_quixotemoda | February 4, 2008
True words Mr. West. Missing Bannister is soo true.
schoolin4thegoodlife | February 5, 2008
Hey Kanye, if you like range rovers check out the new land rover LRX. its so cool. i know you’re gonna like it.
Sometimes I fear for the human race. If you want to see more excerpts, click here.

Possibly related:

1. Actually, let’s get Kanye West to take control of Heathrow Airport

2. Kanye West: producer, rapper, blogger

3. Kanye West calmly explains Bonnaroo debacle with almost entirely capitalised blog post

4. I Thought You Were Dead!: Hear Estelle team up with Kanye West on “American Boy”

5. Kanye West visits Conan O’Brien, needs pee-pee

Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.

Posted by mofgimmers on Wednesday February 6th, 2008 at 12:00 pm