People keep trying to make Rihanna look ugly, but it’s still not working. Recently one video director thought he’d cracked it by removing her eyeballs. Fool. It takes a LOT more than a touch of ocular abuse to uglify this particular lady.
I mean, look at her here. Jesus, she’s sporting a ridiculous gangsta knuckle-duster and still manages to look delightful. I think the next step might need to be shaving her head and smearing her in poo.
Yes, that’s literally all you’re getting from this post. Move along now.
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Posted by Stuart Waterman on Monday September 22nd, 2008 at 11:14 am

a) To take the tofu out of the freezer this morning?
b) The wife’s birthday?
c) Why he shouldn’t smear faeces all over the dressing room wall?
d) Other?
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Posted by Stuart Waterman on Friday September 12th, 2008 at 10:00 am

Prettybloodywide.
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Posted by Stuart Waterman on Thursday September 11th, 2008 at 10:30 am

The MTV Video Music Awards took place yesterday in the United States Of America. Lots of stars turned up and walked off with awards, because that’s what stars do.
Click the star below to view a delightful star-filled gallery of glittering award-winning stars.

Posted by Stuart Waterman on Monday September 8th, 2008 at 10:30 am

Answer: it is the real Marilyn Manson.
He is obviously made of Plaster of Paris these days.

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Posted by Stuart Waterman on Tuesday September 2nd, 2008 at 9:55 am

Answer: the left one. Fair enough.

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Posted by Stuart Waterman on Monday September 1st, 2008 at 9:30 am

You thought Donny and Marie Osmond turned out OK, didn’t you? Well Marie seems to be alright, but sadly the same can’t be said for the Donald. Check out this gallery of him going quite literally nutso on TV in a country called Northern America.
Donny and his sis were performing for a show named Good Morning America when his unfortunate unhinging became apparent. Sad times.
Click the image below to see what transpired…

Posted by Stuart Waterman on Friday August 29th, 2008 at 10:00 am

If I look this good dressed all in white at the age of 63, with a hot younger woman traipsing around behind me and little paunchy bald dudes looking on in awe, I’ll know I sold my soul to the right guy.
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Posted by Stuart Waterman on Thursday August 28th, 2008 at 10:00 am

Not quite, but he surely doesn’t have far to go now. He’s been going for weeks now.

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Posted by Stuart Waterman on Wednesday August 27th, 2008 at 8:30 am

Hang on!
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Posted by Stuart Waterman on Monday August 25th, 2008 at 10:30 am