“Are you gonna bang doe?”: this summer’s bestiality classic

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I jest, of course. Funky Dee’s “Are You Gonna Bang Doe?” might bring to mind disturbing visions of a yoot making bare moves on a doe, a deer, a female deer. But “doe” here is urban for “though”. I know, I was disappointed too.

According to a rather excitable chap I heard on the radio the other day, this is “blowing up” in Ayia Napa which, lest you were unaware, is where man dem go for a spot of grime-related funky funtimez in the summer, or something.

I shan’t be spending my vaycay in Ayia Napa.

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2 comments

  1. chris says:

    So you’re not gonna bang den?

  2. davey says:

    I know, I was disappointed too.

    You must have been fucking gutted when your trawl of google for bestiality lead to this song admit it!

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